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Total Medals Earned: 498 (From 71 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,615 Points

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Kaboom-BOT

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/355 points)

You must be great! 5 Points

Checking out the game.

Half way thru 50 Points

Reaching section 10.

I'm a Kaboomer! 50 Points

Playing the game for 30 minutes.

Love kabooming! 50 Points

Playing the game for 20 minutes.

Nice Work 50 Points

Reaching section 15.

Yeah Kaboom! 50 Points

Playing the game for 10 minutes.

Job Well Done 100 Points

Completing all levels or finishing the game.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 6/27 (60/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)

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Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)

Dive right in! 5 Points

The fastest route isn't always the best one.

Following instructions... 5 Points

I think you missed a step in there somewhere...

HEADSHOT! 5 Points

HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!

The gambler 5 Points

LOOK out for PoolSharks.

Butterfly Effect 10 Points

Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.

GET OVER HERE! 10 Points

Scorpion would be proud.

I'm not dead yet! 10 Points

One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!

Statuesque 10 Points

I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!

Thumb up your butt 10 Points

What were you doing?

We're gonna need a bigger boat. 25 Points

Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!

Looming

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Make My Next Game

Medals Earned: 8/8 (55/55 points)

Knock Knock 5 Points

who's there?

Or GTFO? 5 Points

you know how it goes

Pixel Puncher 5 Points

literally

Tipsy 5 Points

had one too many

Wired 5 Points

get a grip man

Efficient 10 Points

finish a project in less than 27 commands

INCEPTION 10 Points

go two levels deep

Success! 10 Points

finish a flash project

Man in Gap

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)

Gap Walker 10 Points

Successfully survive 20 gaps in one game

Gap Runner 25 Points

Successfully survive 40 gaps in one game

Gap Dancer 50 Points

Successfully survive 50 gaps in one game

Moovlin PC

Medals Earned: 1/37 (5/495 points)

Are you ready for Adventure? 5 Points

Finish the opening tutorial.

25 Minutes of Amazement 5 Points

Watch all the cutscenes.

Astronaut City 5 Points

Find the Space Helmet.

Cheeseworld Champion 5 Points

Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!

Credits 5 Points

Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!

Fanbase 5 Points

Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.

GET ER' DONE! 5 Points

Find the cowboy hat.

Glub Glub 5 Points

Finish a swimming level.

Mooviball Champion 5 Points

Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!

No Fooling Around 5 Points

Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.

Robot Slayer 5 Points

Kill 15 robots.

Sky Fury 5 Points

Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.

Space Cadet 5 Points

Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.

Suicidal 5 Points

Die 20 times.

Sun Station Champion 5 Points

Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!

Suzuki Pyramid Champion 5 Points

Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!

Thwarted Gravity 5 Points

Die from falling upwards.

You have friends? 5 Points

Play a multiplayer mode.

Choked! 10 Points

Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.

Comatose City Champion 10 Points

Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!

Gear Mistro 10 Points

Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.

Ice Caps Champion 10 Points

Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!

Lava Survival Champion 10 Points

Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!

Midnight Carnival Champion 10 Points

Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!

Peaks of Glory Champion 10 Points

Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!

Planet Lavarious Champion 10 Points

Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!

Robot Factory Champion 10 Points

Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!

Selia Desert Champion 10 Points

Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!

Space Major 10 Points

Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.

Sunshine Plains Champion 10 Points

Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!

Space General 25 Points

Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.

Hat Messiah 50 Points

Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.

Impossible is Nothing 50 Points

Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.

The Full Gallery 50 Points

Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...

Space God 100 Points

Beat the game!

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Motel 66 Lifeguard Larry

Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)

Dive right in! 5 Points

Do you always go into things head first?

Following instructions is hard! 5 Points

I think you missed a step in there.

GET OVER HERE! 5 Points

Scorpion would be proud.

HEADSHOT! 5 Points

Watch where you point that thing.

The gambler 5 Points

Watch out for PoolSharks.

Thumb up your butt 5 Points

What were you doing?

Butterfly Effect 10 Points

Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.

I'm not dead yet! 10 Points

I need another quarter!

Statuesque 10 Points

I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!